Allison:
Some interesting and amusing
things developed as we were trying to reach meetings of the minds regarding terminology. I had
on my staff a young Air Force captain who was intensely interested in international affairs and
specifically in arms negotiations. He was a very good man. At one of our post plenary session
meetings, this young officer had a discussion with his opposite number that is, the more junior
officers of the Soviet delegation, probably in the rank of Lieutenant-Colonel or Colonel. I
don't think they had anyone as junior as my young friend. However, this young Air Force captain
asked the Soviet officer if he could please tell them what they call their missiles, that is,
each type of the missiles, the heavy missiles, the medium missiles and the lighter missiles. And
the Soviet fellow was reluctant to give him an answer. So my young colleague said, "Well, now
you know that we designate our strategic missiles the Minuteman missile and the Titan missile,
and the submarines are Polaris missiles. Don't you have a name for yours?" And the fellow said,
"Well...uh, no." My young captain said to him out of frustration, he said well, "When you're
talking to your friends, how do you know what you're talking about? How do your friends know
what you mean?" And the Russian officer looked up at the sky and he said, "They know."