Gardner:
The Apollo Theater. That was the most magnificent
theater on earth. If they didn't like you, you don't nothing in theater, in
that theater. In that era the Coasters was the Apollo Theater. Ray Charles
-- no act could follow us. We did skits, we did our hits, and we had skits
that we talked about and went out there and did them without rehearsing. The
Coasters never rehearsed in their lives. They were so talented, we would
discuss a skit. Like a thing called "Taint Nothing To Me" and "The Secret of
Your Success." Those sort of things in skits. "Shopping For Clothes." I
would dress us up as a dummy. Billy Guy would come in as an old man with
tattered clothes. And you know, I was shopping for some suits the other day,
and walked in the department store. This man walks up to me and says, uh,
second floor, or something like that. And he says, uh, show me that suit,
you know. And he would say, man that suit is pure herringbone. And I would
stand there like a statue. And this was at the Apollo. And as I stand there,
I would never bat an eye. I would look straight ahead at all the audience,
and never, this eye would never bat, I almost cried because I had to stand
there five minutes like that, and didn't bat an eye. And to them I was dead.
And all of a sudden, Billy got to singing the song, he would touch me like
that. And that statue would come alive, so this would go ... and never
batting an eye. And the audience would go, oooooo, wow, they'd get cold. And
when we got through with those audiences in the Apollo Theater, no one could
go. And one day, working the theater, one of the guys got shot on one of my
skits. And he laid his head besides the stage. And a guy who was into drugs
perhaps started dragging him off, because we were using 38 bullets without
the shell in it, uh, what do you call those things?